You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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