Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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