Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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