I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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