but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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