Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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