you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Randomize
