He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
