windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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