I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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