He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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