This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Randomize
