my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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