I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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