i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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