Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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