I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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