you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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