I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize