How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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