ya dads aren't the best wingmen
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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