Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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