We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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