I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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