Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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