Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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