I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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