Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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