are you still at the devil's house?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Hippo gnu deer
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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