i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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