I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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