Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Randomize