Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
