So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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