YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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