whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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