thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize