So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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