never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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