Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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