If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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