Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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