You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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