I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he shaved USA in his pubs
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Randomize
