I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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