My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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