I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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