My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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