yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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