I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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