just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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