Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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