R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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